Somewhere out there
There's a thrill, I swear
I remember reading that all the time in regards to gay ,marriage when I was on the phones at work. It always makes me giggle.
Why do I get Bookface messages when I don't have one?
Shut the fuck up. It's a fucking show. Stop talking. I'm sure your conversation can wait until after the band is done. Especially if it's the main band that most of you got raped by ticketmaster to come see.
Also
Fuck you bathroom attendant lady. your job is pointless and if you have lollipops out and I ain't got cash, don't make me feel bad for drinking beers and wanting to take 2 for me and chris. You should hide them and hand them out when you get said cash for passing drunk bitches papertowels.
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Fuck you bathroom attendant lady. your job is pointless and if you have lollipops out and I ain't got cash, don't make me feel bad for drinking beers and wanting to take 2 for me and chris. You should hide them and hand them out when you get said cash for passing drunk bitches papertowels.
We were going to get some scallops from Wal-mart, and were greeted by this helpful sign.

We went to Publix.

We went to Publix.
I am happy about these.


I had them made all special for me. They're on their way.
I'm going to stick those in my ear holes.


I had them made all special for me. They're on their way.
I'm going to stick those in my ear holes.
I barely slept again last night :(
I tried. Just wound up listening to chris snore for an hour. Then I went in the livingroom and read for a bit. Did a couple shots of the cheapo rum Charles left the other night, smoked a cigarette and tried again. It took a while but I guess I eventually got some sleep. chris kept bugging me to get out of bed. And we had taco bell breakfast.
It's bad enough that we don't find out the schedule for work until an hour and 45 minutes beofre shift starts, but we have people asking us everyday way before we know. And everyday we tell them we don't know, won't know until 2:30.
This one woman came in one day and immediately asked if we had shift the next day.
Me: I don't know. We won't know until tomorrow.
Her: Okay. Thanks, sweetie.
At the end of shift:
Her: Hey, Kaiysha, do we have shift tomorrow?
Me: I don't know. We won't know until tomorrow.
Her: Okay. Thanks, sweetie.
Next day at 12:
Phone: ring! ring!
Her: Hey, do we have shift today?
Me: I don't know. We never know until 2:30 that day.
Her: Okay. I'll call back at 2:30. Thanks, sweetie.
Today at 1:30:
Phone: ring!ring!
Her: Hey, do you know if we have work this whole weekend?
Me: No. We never ever know until 2:30. If you ask anytime before 2:30 THAT DAY, WE WILL NEVER EVER KNOW.
Her: Okay. Thanks, sweetie.
Me: ::blows brains out::
I tried. Just wound up listening to chris snore for an hour. Then I went in the livingroom and read for a bit. Did a couple shots of the cheapo rum Charles left the other night, smoked a cigarette and tried again. It took a while but I guess I eventually got some sleep. chris kept bugging me to get out of bed. And we had taco bell breakfast.
It's bad enough that we don't find out the schedule for work until an hour and 45 minutes beofre shift starts, but we have people asking us everyday way before we know. And everyday we tell them we don't know, won't know until 2:30.
This one woman came in one day and immediately asked if we had shift the next day.
Me: I don't know. We won't know until tomorrow.
Her: Okay. Thanks, sweetie.
At the end of shift:
Her: Hey, Kaiysha, do we have shift tomorrow?
Me: I don't know. We won't know until tomorrow.
Her: Okay. Thanks, sweetie.
Next day at 12:
Phone: ring! ring!
Her: Hey, do we have shift today?
Me: I don't know. We never know until 2:30 that day.
Her: Okay. I'll call back at 2:30. Thanks, sweetie.
Today at 1:30:
Phone: ring!ring!
Her: Hey, do you know if we have work this whole weekend?
Me: No. We never ever know until 2:30. If you ask anytime before 2:30 THAT DAY, WE WILL NEVER EVER KNOW.
Her: Okay. Thanks, sweetie.
Me: ::blows brains out::
There must be some justice in the world. I wanted a picture of this shitty headband trend and just googled "stupid headband." And it was delivered

I generally think of my best friend since 6th grade and roommate as an intelligent person except when she does the baby talk and when she wears the above styled headband. I'm just to nice to tell her it not only doesn't look good on her, it doesn't look good on anyone. And to stop. Stop! OHMYGODFUCKINGSTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!

I generally think of my best friend since 6th grade and roommate as an intelligent person except when she does the baby talk and when she wears the above styled headband. I'm just to nice to tell her it not only doesn't look good on her, it doesn't look good on anyone. And to stop. Stop! OHMYGODFUCKINGSTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!
I got my Halloween costume pretty much set. I'm just not really sure how I want to do my hair. And I'm going to be totally unhooker sexy in flats. Whatever. I like being able to walk after we leave wherever. Unlike last time I did Halloween downtown O-town.
BTW... I'm going to downtown Orlando for Halloween. Roommate booked a too expensive hotel for the night so we didn't have to drive to far. It would have been $30 for 6 people but 2 people are gay so it's me, chrisguy, vicky and steve for the night. Vicky plans to do Church Street, but I'm sure we'll end up at Backbooth or I-bar. I haven't been to either, or downtown in general, in fucking forever. Can't remember when we used to go every Thursday or me, Vicky and Charles on Saturday just to wander around, people watch, and look at the stuff at OVAL.
Also
Visited Stefie on Saturday. Jello shots, beer pong and Pi. Then her and Brando, hr boyfriend, invited chris and I to come up for Bike Week. Will possibly do, even though I'm sure there will be plenty of rednecks covering the floor. There was a group of guys talking with Stefie's boy about trucks and fishing reels the whole night when we visited. I really didn't expect that out of a guy she'd pick, but they're happy so whatevs. And as long as I don't get lynched at bike week, I'm good.
Oh yeah... pics


I say I'm a pirate. chrisguy says I'm a pirate wench/beer wench. I'll get the beer as long as he's paying and buys me some, too.
P.S. Natalie wanna-be's on Intervention.
BTW... I'm going to downtown Orlando for Halloween. Roommate booked a too expensive hotel for the night so we didn't have to drive to far. It would have been $30 for 6 people but 2 people are gay so it's me, chrisguy, vicky and steve for the night. Vicky plans to do Church Street, but I'm sure we'll end up at Backbooth or I-bar. I haven't been to either, or downtown in general, in fucking forever. Can't remember when we used to go every Thursday or me, Vicky and Charles on Saturday just to wander around, people watch, and look at the stuff at OVAL.
Also
Visited Stefie on Saturday. Jello shots, beer pong and Pi. Then her and Brando, hr boyfriend, invited chris and I to come up for Bike Week. Will possibly do, even though I'm sure there will be plenty of rednecks covering the floor. There was a group of guys talking with Stefie's boy about trucks and fishing reels the whole night when we visited. I really didn't expect that out of a guy she'd pick, but they're happy so whatevs. And as long as I don't get lynched at bike week, I'm good.
Oh yeah... pics


I say I'm a pirate. chrisguy says I'm a pirate wench/beer wench. I'll get the beer as long as he's paying and buys me some, too.
P.S. Natalie wanna-be's on Intervention.
Zombieland. Totally tits.
Carter, I agree. Better than Shawn. chris doesn't because he wants more people to die. And he has a hard-on for Britfags.
Carter, I agree. Better than Shawn. chris doesn't because he wants more people to die. And he has a hard-on for Britfags.
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I love getting notes with stuff! And free samples of the stuff I want to buy next (not shown)! Once when I ordered a cd from a band, they sent a not just saying thank you and a sticker. I went around for a week in awe saying how nice that was.
Now time to shower with new soap and go pick up chrisguy.
Today I finally got my hair done. It's been since February! I feel almost human.
My fingers keep fucking up and typing extra letters all over the place. It's really fucking frustrating.
I'm not dead broke, thanks to chris. I bought some neato handmade soap from etsy And have been waiting all fucking day for it to come in from UPS. As of 7:43 am this morning it's allegedly "out for delivery." I think it takes less than 10 fucking hours for a truck to bring me a fucking box with one damn bar of soap. Not that the soap itself is a big deal, but I'm anxious about it now.Every time I hear a vehicle I crane my neck to see out the window.
I got the day off from work which is why I can stress about a fucking package.
Also, it's hard to buy gifts for a mother fucker making more than you and paying less bills and who keeps buying himself shit whenever he wants it :/
Here, have a cute kid in a megaman costume.

Sweet costume.
And here's a video
pew!pew!pew!
My fingers keep fucking up and typing extra letters all over the place. It's really fucking frustrating.
I'm not dead broke, thanks to chris. I bought some neato handmade soap from etsy And have been waiting all fucking day for it to come in from UPS. As of 7:43 am this morning it's allegedly "out for delivery." I think it takes less than 10 fucking hours for a truck to bring me a fucking box with one damn bar of soap. Not that the soap itself is a big deal, but I'm anxious about it now.Every time I hear a vehicle I crane my neck to see out the window.
I got the day off from work which is why I can stress about a fucking package.
Also, it's hard to buy gifts for a mother fucker making more than you and paying less bills and who keeps buying himself shit whenever he wants it :/
Here, have a cute kid in a megaman costume.

Sweet costume.
And here's a video
pew!pew!pew!
I just found this awesome site while looking at
mrfurious's girlfriend's website. It's like those t-shirt site's where people vote to have a design printed, except they make TOYS!
http://www.patchtogether.com
Oh yeah, Josh, that chick was an animator on A Scanner Darkly. Neat-o. Also, I forgot you came back here.
http://www.patchtogether.com
Oh yeah, Josh, that chick was an animator on A Scanner Darkly. Neat-o. Also, I forgot you came back here.
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What a horrible lack of sleep I had last night.
On Sunday my roommate, chris and I all collectively cursed at the TV when it told us it's going to be 92 to 95 degrees all week. Fuck you, TV. Make it "cold." It's fucking October. I wanna wear a snuggie.
On Sunday my roommate, chris and I all collectively cursed at the TV when it told us it's going to be 92 to 95 degrees all week. Fuck you, TV. Make it "cold." It's fucking October. I wanna wear a snuggie.
Dear creepy old guys,
Stop telling me to smile more. You're creepy. And giving me cady just makes it worse. And stop calling me Alicia, or Alissa or whatever you're calling me that's not my name. Where did you pull that from, anyway?
Stop telling me to smile more. You're creepy. And giving me cady just makes it worse. And stop calling me Alicia, or Alissa or whatever you're calling me that's not my name. Where did you pull that from, anyway?
ARGH.
Brad, you're movie is on youtube. Along with several other full moon movies!
There's an interesting review of Jennifer's Body over at io9.
And I finished my too-small-for-my-head hat.



Now I need to find someone with a head 18" around.
Also
Jon stop being gay on my posts.
Also also
You should be watching the new season of It's Always Sunny.
There's an interesting review of Jennifer's Body over at io9.
And I finished my too-small-for-my-head hat.



Now I need to find someone with a head 18" around.
Also
Jon stop being gay on my posts.
Also also
You should be watching the new season of It's Always Sunny.
